The Three Differences Between Snoop Doggy and Snoopy Dog

1. (Obviously) Orthographic: while their names are similar, they are importantly different
2. Snoopy has never done porn (seriously, I looked – I couldn’t find anything, which was surprising to me)
3. Snoopy is a much better musician, but a much worse showman

Though the distinctions are few, they are important.  Please keep this in mind from here forward.

Published in:  on September 7, 2009 at 8:54 pm Leave a Comment

I made a sketch for Atom.com and this is that sketch

http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/keeping_johnsons/

Keeping Up With The Johnsons

Published in:  on August 18, 2009 at 10:48 am Leave a Comment

the internet is the best

Published in:  on December 10, 2008 at 12:12 pm Leave a Comment

What Will Happen?

What will happen in the not-so-distant future when google realizes that most of the old videos on youtube are worthless garbage that no one will ever watch again?  Will they delete those videos?  What if Abe Lincoln had made one of those vlogs?  What will happen oh internet?  What will happen?

Published in:  on September 10, 2008 at 11:38 am Leave a Comment

Soylent Green is People!

… people who can’t act.  Srsly, it’s like Cynthia Falconcrest cast this movie with the specific intention that nobody act nearly as well as C-Hess (which is an admittedly impressive task).  I think that instead of going to school at Tisch, aspiring actors should just watch this movie on loop while I scream at the “DON’T DO THAT!”

Published in:  on August 21, 2008 at 9:36 am Leave a Comment

A Promotional Film From Classy

Hey! We have a new video! Come watch it! Come watch more awesome sketch from us live: Saturdays at 11pm at the PIT

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Published in:  on June 2, 2008 at 1:58 pm Leave a Comment

Things I Learned in Europe

Petersburg is scary.  Nobody remembers how bad the “communist” totalitarian regime was; I actually saw people carrying portraits of Stalin in their May parade.  More than one person!  STALIN!  He probably killed a significant number of their family members a few decades ago.  Scary stuff given that the government is currently run my ex-kgb agents.  My mom heard the old anthems and started to cry.  remember that this is a woman who never bought into communism and always hated that system and everyone in it.  I rushed her out of there before she started denouncing me as a capitalist swine.
In case you’re wondering, here is a typical moment between me and my mom:
My Mom: do you want to split a soup to start?
Me: sure.
My Mom: No.  I ‘m getting mushroom soup and you don’t like mushrooms
Me: so, I guess not?

a thought I had today: 
no matter how great a man you are, pigeons will still shit on your statue (in fact, that is the most any of us can hope for)
2) when people say “throw your hands in the air and wave ‘em like you just don’t care” I think what they’re asking for should probably be accompanied by an “uchch” sound and rolling the eyes.  After all when I don’t care and throw my hands in the air, I am usually pretty fed up,not elated.

Take that comedy blog!

Published in:  on May 15, 2008 at 3:10 am Comments (1)